Off Topic Pointless point-scoring thread

I like the boy Doorans at Rangers. In the right frame of mind, he'll be a big asset. He will definitely handle the pressure. He has already put a stop to the weakness in midfield. He has filled the void left by Joey witshisname. He hangs onto the ball when needed. Believe me, their whole midfield will hinge on him.

But above all else, he's a peepil person

 

The Huns really don't do irony ...


"Club 1872 Statement on Neil Lennon

Dear member,

Club 1872 would like to commend the restraint of the Rangers support following a clear attempt by Hibernian manager, Neil Lennon, to incite trouble at yesterday’s game at Ibrox.

Rangers and Club 1872 are always keen to remind our supporters of their duty to act as ambassadors for our club but that duty is not one that applies only to Rangers supporters.

Mr Lennon has previous for abusing and goading both Rangers staff and supporters. He seems completely unable to control himself at Ibrox. We can only speculate as to why. His actions in the dugout yesterday - where he made various inflammatory gestures to the supporters sitting directly behind the Hibernian dugout - were not becoming of any football manager, never mind one who likes to play the victim when things do not go his way. It is inexplicable that the fourth official chose to take no action against him at the time but, against the backdrop of possibly the worst refereeing performance ever seen at Ibrox, perhaps we should not be surprised.

Mr Lennon has been extensively quoted in the media as saying that he “didn’t make a gesture”. If that quote is accurate then he is not only irresponsible but a liar.

Had a Rangers supporter reacted to Mr Lennon’s actions yesterday then we would no doubt have been treated to further dramatic headlines about the persecution he has to suffer. Instead we have seen several media commentators make jokes about Lennon’s conduct. It is only because of the good sense of our supporters that they are in a position to do so.

Police Scotland categorised this match as high risk due to the behaviour of Hibernian supporters at the Scottish Cup Final in 2016 when Rangers players were attacked on the pitch. Neil Lennon knew that and he knew he had a responsibility to act in an appropriate manner. He shirked that responsibility and reverted to type.

We hope that Police Scotland will speak directly to Mr Lennon over the coming days and at the very least give him a warning over his future conduct at Ibrox. We also expect the SPFL to take action against Mr Lennon over his failed attempt to incite trouble.

Club 1872"

 

After they had applauded him into the dugout with a rousing chorus of "For he's a jolly good fellow".

 

Anyone else getting sick and tired of reading about Southampton stalking us - they've already had a couple of absolute 'steals' from us (Wanyama & Van Dijk) and now seem to have become a shower of bloody leaches who appear to be following our every move (Armstrong & Roberts + other scouted/possible signings) ... time they were told to get lost, in no uncertain terms?

 

Are we to believe the same people who would like to see a man and his family blown up, are the same people who go apoplectic at the sight of the same guy committing the revolutionary act of cupping his ears?

Funny old world.

This season is going to be nauseating

 

Just prior to which the crowd near him were also cupping their ears. The absolute dastards.

 

Hmmm ...

http://www.scotzine.com/2017/08/spfl-launch-disciplinary-proceedings-over-ineligible-player/

 

We're in big trouble now thanks to this Billy Boy (& his 195 'supporters') ...

https://www.change.org/p/uefa-ban-celtic-from-the-champions-league

 

Say hullo hullo to Andrew Dallas

 

It might not belong here, but I'm a pure rebel

Have a look at our record already this season...

http://www.celticfc.net/fixtures

That's a phenomenal defensive record considering.

 

Give Pedro the 'respect' he deserves ...


https://thecelticblog.com/2017/08/b...-and-all-it-cost-him-was-a-shot-at-the-title/

 

UEFA club rankings:

Celtic sit just behind Inter Milan ...Just wait till we get going!

Sevco sit just behind ...err,...Motherwell?! well if you say so.

http://www.talkingbaws.com/2017/08/...led-celtic-64th-aberdeen-174th-rangers-308th/

Ooft, that has got to sting a bit being down in 308th!

Even with big Bruno? shocking

 

Puma's revenge - cheap looking generic away top for the Huns ...

https://thecelticblog.com/2017/08/b...eir-revenge-on-sevco-with-their-new-away-kit/

 

They can`t afford repairs so stick this up instead,
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rangers-supporters-hit-out-after-11013643

 

Who would be seen dead in this?

https://cdn.thecelticblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Capture-1.png

 

Billy wakens in agony, having had 30 millions kicks in the gonads

Silly Billy

 

Celtic will struggle in Europe because of their domination in Scotland, says Rangers legend Graeme Souness

RANGERS great Graeme Souness believesCeltic’s domination of the Scottish football landscape will damage the Parkhead side's progression in Europe. The champions are set for another multi-million pound windfall after qualifying for the Champions League group stages for a second successive season on Tuesday. But Souness, who won four league titles and five League Cups with theGersas a player and manager, thinks the Bhoys need a strong title challenge from their city rivals in order to ensure they keep their best players inGlasgow.

When asked if the LadbrokesPremiershipis already a one-horse race on TalkSport, he replied: “Yes, you can give them the league now. “It doesn’t (do Scottish football any good) and if you’re thinking beyond being a Celtic supporter, it damages them as well.

“If there’s a real challenge fromRangers, do Celtic sell their best players? No, they don’t.

“So then, if you’re a Celtic supporter, are you seeing the same quality on the pitch that you would if Rangers were strong? No you’re not. “Your team’s weaker. And it’ll be proved in Europe. That’s the reality. “They don’t need to keep their best players because they can beat Rangers and everybody else without them.” Souness went on to lament the lack of cash available at Rangers after a sluggish start to theLight Blues’ league campaign under Pedro Caixinha. “They obviously don’t have the money to spend, that’s the reality,” he said.

“The people that are making the decisions at Rangers will realise that. “But right now they don’t have the cash to spend, it’s difficult to take for all Rangers supporters including me.”

Not hurting at all

According to this complete arsepiece we are selling our best players because we don't need them to beat The Rangers. Did anyone bother telling him he's talking utter ****e? It appears not.

 

One of Britain's most decorated players, captain of arguably the greatest British team of all time is an arsepiece according to the forum stoner

 

Thought I'd 'shine a light' on this piece which has nearly as many poor puns as the goals we conceded last night ...

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/...eltic-survive-crazy-night-kazakhstan-11035399