Off Topic OLOF's political thread

Too used to it all going wrong Roger, so I'll stick to wanting all teams below us to lose...just in case our usual January slump continues into Feb/March.

But get your desire to see Newcastle dragged into it

 

i have just as much interest as seeing Leeds do well, so would like a nice gap open up between Leeds and the dead men

 

this window the lads need 3 good signings a striker being paramount, a better attacking midfielder, and a specialist dead ball tacker for corners free kicks penalties and the pin point pass to turn defence into attack, but Leeds WILL BE FINE IT WILL TAKE THE MANAGER AT LEAST 2 MORE WINDOES BEFORE HE IS READY FOR EUROPE THEN THEY WILL SEE WHAT AWAY FANS ARE REALLY LIKE. feck caps lock it looks like an extract from Mine Kamfp but im not changing it now

 

Right I'm off over to the PL board to see if @Suckmyklopp needs any help with the retards over there

 

You're like a ****ing rabid dog at times Jammy

 

sure you meant bitch in heat i hope he gives me a 5 star for that one so i can catch up

 

Right lads, who do we think got the spelling of 'Faint' incorrect, i'm going for Ell, who do you think it was and why?

 

Maybe it was some smart arse...you know like a Jamster Lite who thought it'd be funny ?

On this thread you have to bob, weave and don't throw the big knock out punch too early...then when you've got your man on the ropes, tease him a bit, throw a few feints and then boom, whooska batter them to kingdom come

 

Cheeky ****, i love that jacket, been to some right gigs over the years, and your bedroom floor when you were on nights

 

I'd rather just knock the ****s straight out and get on with drinking my beer, each to their own i suppose

 

When Ell gets going......

I got in a row with an Indian call centre from Lloyds bank.

I told her 'If I wanted to speak to a cabbage, I would have bough one at the market, Now, put me through to your ****ing supervisor if you value your job'

 

Our lass was wondering what had happened to you...

Apparently you hid in the wardrobe playing some kinky SAS type game and fell asleep pissed up, ya dozy f*cker

 

hang on a minute i go for a cuppa come back and the threads changed to men ropes and a bit of teasing a boom whooska and the back doors battered in am i still on the Leeds thread perchance

 

if that's what she told you i think she was fibbing you were not supposed to find his hiding place

 

cheeky git, I know how to spell fanit

 

Jammy's lowered the tone again mate

 

Sorry Ell, i meant to put Ristac

 

pleased about that mate i thought for a minute GRINDER HAD POPED UP