Poppy Day

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Following a suggestion to do a thread on Poppies here it is.

    Are you wearing your poppy with pride? Red to remember the fallen, white for the chickens, and now there are even rainbow poppies for the pooves because they have to be just that extra bit special.

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    It's been a long time waiting for the poofta poppy :emoticon-0172-mooni

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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    We should celebrate anal sex in every element of modern society .

    Honouring the dead serviceman should play a distant second.
     
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    Don't usually enter political discourse on 'General Chat' however, although I am not a Poppy wearer, I do believe that those who do should wear their Poppy with PRIDE!:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  5. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    This is BRILLIANT <rofl>
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Stands to reason that if 16% of the population are in fact jobby jabbers I see no problem with this. If horses and dogs can have their own poppies then why not fudge packers.

    Funny coincidence.

    16% of the population are also catholic.

    Make of that what you will.

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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Is there a zero carbon footprint vegan poppy?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well they are made of recycled paper by geriatric veteran slave labour so that pretty carbon free.

    Not unless you take into consideration the crematorium issue.
     
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    Plastic stems probably made in China
     
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    Made from old dentures m7.
     
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  11. Mind The Duck

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    I hear the colour of the poppy was chosen to hide the shame on the faces of the protestants that did not serve.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    Stood in line at Starbucks (yes, I know, poove AND mongo) getting a drink and I looked back to see an old bint ordering her soya latte and she was wearing a white poppy with a rainbow tag on it. I guess this is for all the chickens who didn't fight as well as taking it up the dunger.

    I say chickens but there were conscientious objectors who did serve in the war but not in a military capacity, they were often in the medical corps and the like so still managed to get gassed and shot at along with the Tommies. Not sure what percentage of them sat in the trenches sucking each other's cocks though.

    About time we had a black poppy for all the nig-nogs who OBVIOUSLY won the both wars for us. Oh, wait a minute

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    Arriving in Glasgow central to stick two fingers up at the MASSIVE EMBARRASSMENT OF POPPIES HANGING FROM THE CEILING
     
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    Going off on a tangent here but why was the ISIS leader given a sea burial after DNA tests on his blown up body?

    @Eddie bin Nesta al-Glesga to explain
     
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    Is ISIS Oxford or Cambridge?
     
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    Luton
     
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  17. bayernkenny

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    Ta.
     
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    Because they couldn't have done the DNA tests after the sea burial.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    They could if they had his toothbrush.
     
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    For them to have his toothbrush he would have had to have owned a toothbrush, which he didn't.
     
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