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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Which flavour? Original Curry with the mango sauce, with a couple of slices of buttered bread mixed in. Delicious. What's your flavour?
     
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    Chicken and mushroom for me, but I'm quite keen on a Bombay bad boy i feel like cooking .

    No butter for me though I hate the stuff.


    Have you tried Dr oetker cup in a mug ??? Perfect for afters
     
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    Haven't tried that Captain but for afters I'm having Baileys on the rocks, cream heaven. For the Pot Noodle, I feel its essential to have just the right amount of boiling water, too much and its runny, too little and its too thick.
     
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    1. Chicken and mushroom. 2. Chilli beef. 3. Sweet and sour........chow mein is rank.
     
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    Had a friend years and years back who used to have two or three pot noodles at one sitting usually different flavours. Problem was he would mix them up together. Put me off them for life.
     
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    I let mine stand for half an hour. It's still hot and the water is nicely absorbed.My wife let's hers stand for less than 2 minutes so it's still crunchy
     
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    I agree


    Same applied with these you want chocolate sauce at the bottom


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    Though I must say I prefer super noodles. Beef flavour
     
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    Your named sprout and your choice of pot noodle is the worst one a man could pick.
     
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    NOOOOO! The lad does these in the microwave and they stink. In fact, they fecking stink :emoticon-0132-envy:
     
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    Yakkkkk
     
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    Chow mein <laugh>
     
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    How many of those can you scran in one go Captain?
     
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    75p each so I get two but I rarely cook.
     
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    Chow meins ok probs my 3rd pick
     
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    I used to go out with a Chinese girl and she loved to chow mein.
     
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    <laugh> the old ones...
     
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    Does anyone remember pot pasta Bolognese ?

    Red pot if that helps

    The pasta was spirali

    Back in the good old golden wonder days
     
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    I vaguely remember...did it look like sick?
     
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    I've had many sicks, but their general appearances have been surprisingly different over the years .
     
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