That's what I thought... milks like the crazy yank you take to a party but warn everyone not to mention anal lube.
Not anymore mate, we've both taken up meditation. Or in his case that could be medication. Anyway, we're cool.
I don't think you can be middle class and Welsh, fence or no fence. Not even if you drive a Saab to the golf club boyo.
**** that, my old house had hedges all round it, half the reason I left. Takes far too much time and effort.