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  1. surreyhoop

    surreyhoop Well-Known Member

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    If we formed a team from our forum members. Who would play where and why..? Who is on the right or left? Goalie?, Manager? Holding midfielder etc? Just for laughs but enter sqauds now.

    I'll go for Beth as manager!

    Squad selections please.
     
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  2. jeffranger

    jeffranger Well-Known Member

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    As your going for Beth as manager, then it seems like a woman’s team, I can name a few Tarts on here <laugh><diva>
     
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  3. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Lol....but you are fined a weeks wages, and will play off the bench for the next two matches
     
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    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    Can I suggest Col as our manager, he knows how this football thing works.
    I am definitely always have been always will be a goalie, my 5 foot 1 inch height belies my agility....


    other suggestions

    QPRski as our nippy Polish winger (a sort of Wszolek sort of character)
    Ellers as our"none-shall-pass" CD
    Kiwi as our PR guru
     
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    Stroller Well-Known Member

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    We should be ok for right-wingers.
     
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    Ninj Well-Known Member

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    with a moniker such a Ninj may I suggest a strikers place for myself. Hiding and hipping into score when the opportunity arrives.
     
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    ELLERS Well-Known Member

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    Always classed myself as a right Charlie. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  8. SW Ranger

    SW Ranger Well-Known Member

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    Stroller as the team Stats man.
    Sb as team chef.
    Steels as ‘drinks man” (hope the team likes Irn Bru).
    Staines - Chief medic

    hmmm… all “S” men :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  9. Turkish" Premier" Hoops

    Turkish" Premier" Hoops Well-Known Member

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    Before I sign up I need to know the wage structure, I’m not getting out of bed at my age (58) for less than £4-50 a week and a minutes played bonus scheme which will consist of a large Donner kebab and chips before kickoff ………..
    Any takers ?? <cheers><cheers><cheers>
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    1. Will need to sort out the travel expenses
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I use to play inside left but nowadays, l would be left right out!

    Can l be the team medical officer?
    Having had every medical complaint possible, l should be qualified, surely.

    l promise not to put gin in the water bottles!
     
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    Lots of people seem to be up for the backroom staff positions. As a whipper snapper by comparison with some on here, and having vastly improved my fitness after first lockdown, I'd be up for a place in midfield. It has been said I am a Danny Rose type player, comfortable on the ball and able to pick out a key pass when needed, and also drive forward. There is also a Danny Rose who plays in midfield for Grimsby Town, who finished bottom of the football league this season, but I'm pretty sure people mean the Spurs man. :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    I’ll play wherever
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Won't get to play many games if we leave you in charge of the refreshments
     
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    KentGaz Well-Known Member

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    I’m used to being left back (I’m the dressing room)
     
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    I take the position and challenge!

    Bit I warn you that my crosses will be worse than Kane’s, and my nippiness will make Matty Smith look like a sprinter!

    Plus, don’t count on any running back to to defend!
     
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    KentGaz Well-Known Member

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    Were you one of DeadCrapp or Clueless’ signings?
     
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    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    As I'm getting on a bit like Charlie I'll be the goal hanger up front, lethal in the 6 yard box. Keep a cylinder of oxygen behind the goal please...
     
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    Sooperhoop, Jun 12, 2021
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    Ranger4ever Well-Known Member

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    I'll play 4ever or at least until the legs give up.
     
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  20. peter1954qpr

    peter1954qpr Well-Known Member

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    My prostate has taken a battering just lately so I'm a bit fatigued, any chance of a goalkeeping role
     
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