Questions and Answers

So where in what I posted did you get that it's a choice between vampire or werewolf?

 

your first sentence said its about immortality but

im just thinking

if i was sound of body and mind and like, could never die from age... whats stopping me from walking down the road and getting hit by a bus?

if I was a vampire or a werewolf I'd be immune to those mortal plights.

 

Luv ain't having no **** derail this choochoo

 

Not If the bus has silver on it, or people wearing silver.

 

where you living that buses are driving down decked out in silver?

apparently Sadiq isnt doing that bad a job if London buses have got that now

 

So you just can't die, you don't have to be a creature of the night and go around killing people. I'm getting the feeling you just want to do that.

 

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People wear silver, and ride buses.

Cmon man

 

im not gonna be ejected through the front wind shield and plough into an old lady wearing an expensive pin mate

if that actually happened I think someone up in heaven never wanted me to be a vampire

 

It's only a tiny part of your brain that is thinking about living for ever, not your body or any of the other senses. Everytime you have cut your hair in your life or your nails, it is part of you that has gone forever. Everytime your skin dries out each year and sheds, it's a part of you that is gone. You are nowt more than an organism that gradually fades to dust. Accept your destiny and embrace it, because you in a tiny way become part of the soil, that enables new life to grow and enables future generations tell the story of the past - that is until it's the planets turn to die and to be forever scattered among the universe.

 

Reading that back now, my last word should have been stars, rather than universe, it sounds better.

 

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Guy can ban the entire PL Board, delete people's threads and change Sucky's name to ****chops. Can't edit his own posts though.

 

Luvs a funny man

 

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Sorry Sucky, it seemed funny at the time.

 

The advantage of being a Vampire is that there's never a wrong time to perform cunnilingus.

Of course if you're a werewolf you get to lick your own balls I guess.

 

forever is a long ****ing time.

 

Yeah if we live forever does life lose meaning?

 

Hippy ****er