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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Clocks go forward early tomorrow morning. One brighter piece of news in the gloom. My spirits always rise that little bit higher during BST.
     
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  2. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Is it this year or next year that the EU goes to permanent summer time?
     
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  3. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Next year. And I've been waiting for GB to ditch GMT for BST for pretty much all my life. Of course it means nothing to most people, but Brexit just becomes even more personal when I think of side issues like this.
     
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    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

    He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

    'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.

    'An ambulance just drove by!'

    'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

    'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off'

    'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!'

    'Jason has had his skate board taken off him

    After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

    Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

    Dad cautiously called out,
    'How do you know they're having sex?'

    'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'.
     
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    That was my favourite driving song in my youth. Always puts a smile on my face. :)
     
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  8. RedandWhiteManofKent

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    Yes, please, please, please don't forget to put your clocks forward tonight.


    You don't want to be late tomorrow for Staying in the house.
     
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  9. It's Only A Game

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    Took the dog out for a walk this afternoon, she seemed happy to be out of self isolation for a while.

     
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    I had a big liver and white springer for 12 years, brilliant dogs but mental
     
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    People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.

    But take a look at me now.
     
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    But you did Against All Odds.Well maybe not... for One More Night.
     
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    There must be many thinking “I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord”
     
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  15. RedandWhiteManofKent

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    Got a text from my wife yesterday afternoon to say she was in casualty.

    I stayed up and watched the full 50 minutes but didnt see her once.


    I'm fnucking starving!
     
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    Ooer missus.

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  18. It's Only A Game

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    In 2003 there used to be a comedy series on TV called Early Doors, it was about the different characters in a pub.
    Obviously before the smoking ban came in.

     
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