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  1. ChilcoSaint

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    Jazz 14’s for me.
     
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    Thanks Jasp - we feed out two small dogs the occasional bit of cat food (biscuits mainly) so I will check what we have
     
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    Sean Connery says to Miss Moneypenny...
    "Why are you shuddenly trying to bosh me around?"
    She replies.."because you said, 'show me you're pushy.'
     
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    Brad lives in Melbourne. He was sick of the World, of Covid-19, Chinese belligerence, global warming, species extinction, racial tension and all the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy the media headlines.

    Brad drove his car into his garage at home, carefully sealed up around the windows and doorways of his garage, selected his favourite radio station and left his car at a slow idle.

    Two days later, his neighbour realising she had seen no sign of Brad for a while, peered thru the garage window to see Brad at the wheel of his car. Immediately she phoned emergency services. Police, fire & rescue, and the ambulance arrived promptly.

    After pulling Brad from his car and giving him a sip of water, he seemed as good as gold. Brad drives a Tesla. It now has a flat battery. He also votes Green.
     
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    Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their trolleys around B & Q when they collide.

    The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
    my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
    wife, too. I can't find her, and I'm getting concerned about her."

    The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
    wife look like?"

    The young guys says, "Well, she is 27 years old, with red hair, blue
    eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What
    does your wife look like?"

    The old guy says, "Doesn't matter.....let's look for yours."
     
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    Yes I can .

    Don’t need a mirror .

    polished Chrome plate ,

    reflective glass in the right light ,

    reflection off a tv screen when it is turned off .


    Shall I carry on :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    I reckon all those examples are just accidental mirrors as they are doing exactly that :emoticon-0110-tongu
    Smartphone camera, or actual photograph however...
     
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    Just woken up from the wardrobe ? :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Sorry Chilcs but somebody had to so it might as well be me
     
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    I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me:

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