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  1. Lemons and Oranges

    Lemons and Oranges Well-Known Member

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    Useless (but very funny) fact: The organisation behind this issue is PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. They wanted to use PETA as their web site name, but someone got there first and created their own web site, so PETA's website is for 'People Eat Tasty Animals'
     
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  2. saintrichie123

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    My friend asked me, “what’s the best part about living in Switzerland?”

    I said “I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.”
     
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  3. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    I personally prefer the Japanese flag, full stop.
     
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  4. thereisonlyoneno7

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    2E14D266-E579-4251-805A-205B80778FAE.jpeg
     
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  5. saintrichie123

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  6. saintrichie123

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    I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubricants were.

    She said they were in the non-friction section.
     
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    I started a dating website for chickens.

    It’s not my regular day job… I just do it to help make hens meet.
     
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  9. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I have just discovered a new treasure-house of pure joy, this is one of a series:
     
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  10. saintrichie123

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    :(
     
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  11. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    If that joke was a football tackle it would be a foul
     
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  12. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Or fowl :bandit:
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Pretty poultry comeback ;)
     
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  14. saintrichie123

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    Cluck off <laugh>
     
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    Don't duck the issue.
     
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  16. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Eggcellent. I have derailed a thread again.
     
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  17. saintrichie123

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    One day all the threads you have de railed will come home to roost.
     
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    And then the yolk will be on him.
     
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    Eider dealt with that differently myself.
     
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    Stop crowing.
     
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