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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Gessa, Sep 3, 2021.
What about Mothers and young sons because you never see them in the dingys anymore
Impressive manoeurve to blow away robber, then immediately on the visual defensive for further assailants...
A father passing by his son's bedroom Noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened thenenvelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, andmbecause she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves itl
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you ncan get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Josh
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home
This should be on the Woke thread
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What 2 posters would this be.
Roy and Fosse?
Yes mate, enjoying a few days in the Algarve!
You had cataplana there?
Nasty ... but Canestan will sort that out
I thought that was a cooking dish?
I did have a nice sardine starter tonight
Pork and clams mate ... classic Portuguese dish ... absolutely lovely if the chef is skilled ...