Rangers New State of the Art Battle Bus

Aye it is

 

Naw, it isny

 

Aye it is....right

 

Beer isny ****in fizzy

Girly drinks are fizzy.

 

Aye it is

ps Check your inbox

 

You can get non alcoholic fizzy beer for 99p

You know what else you can get for 99p?

An on-line look at the video of the new bus

 

UPDATE

Does THIS bus look and sound familiar – http://brucecoaches.com/services/luxury-coaches

OK, well, if it was THE RANGERS' bus, what do you think it would say on the bus? RANGERS? or BRUCE'S? or even BOTH?

Well, the story on Rangers.co.uk has a nice exterior picture of THE BUS – http://rangers.co.uk/news/headlines/item/4330-new-coach-for-gers
It is remarkably like a standard Bruce's Luxury coach – no?

So, I reckon that what we are seeing here is that The Rangers have bumped Parks (that was Oldco you see) and won’t be taking up Easdale's fleet and are now using Bruce's luxury coaches.

They have agreed a deal for 1 (or more seasons) and in return, Bruce has put a Rangers carpet on the floor and some embroidered headrests. Oh and 5 stars on the front.

You want to hire it – well, contact Bruce's and you can hire it. They have probably offered The Rangers a slight discount on the cost by allowing them to market it direct to The Rangers mug punters - your chance to hire the official world record breaking The Rangers Battle Bus.

I am sure they’ll charge extra if you want the Rangers carpet and headrests in place (it probably comes out on the days it is being used elsewhere)
So, the whole story is…..they have a new coach company.

 

.

 

Not obsessed at all.

 

It is a nice bus, though.

 

Oh it's a lovely bus, no doubt.

 

**** sake

 

There's not a bus like the Glasgow Rangers'
no not one and there never will be one.
Celtic fans can't afford bus tickets
they sneak on while the driver sleeps
There's not a bus like the Glasgow Rangers
no not one and there never shall be one

 

Doesnae even rhyme!

 

It's blank feckin verse.

I thought you were meant to be theatrical suspend yer disbelief or something.

 

Stop


(a wee bus joke there)

 

Don't make a fuss just get on the bus

[video=youtube;6VOa9IZ86Ak]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VOa9IZ86Ak[/video]

 

Sounds like this obsessed tim is basing this on...well nothing...he's just guessing.

Even our Battle Bus causes them to hit the web punching away at the keyboard to get their blogs out.

 

do you really think we are getting excited about a bus?

 

The wheels on the bus go...erm...how do hey go chapper?