Red Dead Redemption 2 Nerd Fest

At 17 I was taking drugs and having sex.

 

As was I, because I could afford drugs, and women wanted my drugs.
That's the non inflatable kind too

 

When I was 16 or 17 I got a blowjob whilst I was playing football manager. I tick both the nerd and hero boxes.

 

Nothing wrong with footie manager games, personally i prefer them to normal FIFA type games.
I find the strategy and tactics element far more fun than controlling the players.
The problem is, as a gamer from a young age, I find that after a month or so I have mastered the damn game and the AI is not challenge.
FIFA is no fun when you win every game 5-0.

Of course blowjobs are better than both, but no harm in combining

 

Yes, and no it doesn’t matter as this game is a prequel.

 

Only Bod could come in and out nerd a whole thread full of nerds.

 

We just used to get a half time orange ... wouldn't have wanted anything more from our manager to be honest

 

Are you ever funny?

 

About as often as Saints winning a trophy ... or a game

 

So never then, just as I suspected

 

Well worked out from the clues

 

Thanks.

 

I can't imagine you you playing RPG games.

 

So I have just ordered RDR2. I never played the first one really, it is not one of those annoying games where you have to figure everything out is it? Is it basically GTA but in the wild west?

 

You mean does it have a plot? Yes I think so.

But yeah you can skip playing the actual storyline and just ride around shooting **** up like a buffoon if you wish, just like GTA

 

No that is not what I meant. In some games that haven't been modded to look like lord of the rings the game doesn't tell you what the next steps are so you have to work it out yourself. GTA, for example, will have on the map clearly located where you need to go to do the next part of the storyline. I enjoy doing the story modes of the game, I do not enjoy spending ages travelling round a map trying to find where the next part of the story is.

 

There will be loads of prompts if you want them, once again they are looking to give options and you can turn the HUD off and just find your way around which is what I'll be doing. There are loads for you to work out and do though, you have to brush the horse and clean your gun for example.

 

Brush the horse then shove it off a cliff edge.

Things that make the game better.

Like taking a motocross bike on the ski lift in gta.

Or dragonshouting a frost troll off the top of High Hrothgar.

 

It is going a bit far with the detail but as long as there's some good action in there as well it'll be good.

 

Matthew the mongo will snap the disc after the first few hours as he fails to get to grips with the personal hygiene elements of the game.