Arsenal have signed Sokratis Papastathopoulos from Borussia Dortmund. The shirt printing staff in the club shop were unavailable for comment. Probably having a lie down.
A lot. They only need to sell two and there'd be a shortage of "p"s and "a"s. With Mkhitaryan and Aubameyang too, it will be carnage. Maitland-Niles is the final straw.
Yeah, we got Fred. Keep it simple EDIT.....the "we" was meant for Luke, I know I am on the Spurs board
Not a lot as he has SOKRATIS on his shirt for club and country, so they'd make as much off people having his name on their shirts and they would've with Wilshere
Southampton midfielder Dusan Tadic has left the club and signed for...AJAX? Somebody forgot to tell him how the Premier League food chain works.
Think we might have written the Goons off too soon! This is cutting edge nutritional technology - hydration after training. Wow - who came up with that
Looks more like piss ingestion to me. Cannot be long until their "sports science" crew has them putting a pee-soaked sock on their faces to facilitate 'hyper cooling' . < cutting edge >