I was always told that Paras were dreadfully unfit, so they had to drop them in, whereas all other British troops had to yomp to get there.
yomping is only for commandos, as they are always the first to the Naffi field tea urn closely followed by the Scots guards.
Rog was last seen digging around in his shed with the aid of his granddaughter for the CG M2 and aiming it towards scotland
when were Scots Guard bag pipes invented ..........................when they ran out of sheep to love