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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Jan 6, 2019.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Reports saying he's been in trouble again, this time nicked for public intoxication and swearing in the USA. Can't the lad help himself?
     
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    I’m not surprised.

    The 5-0 are hot as hell on booze over there. Walk along with an uzi and your okay... get pissed and stagger and you get busted.

    I nearly got done last time I was in LA as I just mooched outside a hotel with a pint to make a call and the 5-0 told me to go inside or face arrest.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

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    The miserable gits, I'm supposed to be going to new York later this year, I will have to curtail the booziness ffs.
     
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    Just stay in the bars or hotels mate. Staggering around rat arsed will draw heat from the fuzz.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

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    <laugh> I bet Rooney was scared to tell his wifey :cheesy:
     
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    La is the pits
     
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    Probably depends on whether he got caught with anyone or not.... <whistle>
     
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    <laugh> indeed.
     
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    Yep, driving whilst pissed is fine over there but walking around pissed isn't. Murica!
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Let's turn this into a four-word conversation game between Wayne and Colleen, based on him getting nicked again. I'll start: 'Colleen, guess fuccking what?'
     
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    “Not another bleedin’ Granny?”
     
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    "doubt she'll be bleedin'"
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I see he's gone for the Tiger Woods medication excuse. He's caught on quick to the "how celebrity's deal with negative press in LA".
     
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    It's hardly a major offense tbf
     
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    It was at Dulles in Washington.
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yes but he part of the LA celebrity scene. I think if they were working properly though, they'd have at least found something original. Using Tiger's excuse is just lazy.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

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    More than four words <grr>
     
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