Match Day Thread Ryan Sessegnon vs Michail Antonio

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    Friday 20th March 8pm
    FIFA 20
    twitch(dot)tv/spursvswestham

    In spite of the scheduled match between Spurs and West Scam being postponed due to Covid-19, as noted (but not real) mathematician Ian Malcolm once noted, life finds a way.

    This unorthodox London derby came to happen after Antonio put out the call on his Twitter feed, leaving an open challenge daring anyone to accept his challenge

    Within ten minutes he had his answer, with Sessegnon accepting the challenge and asking for a date where the match could take place

    Tensions soon escalated when Antonio, attempting to pressure his Spurs opponent, made a wager demanding the loser of the match makes an apology wearing the other team's shirt

    Sessegnon, however, took this in his stride by responding in kind

    How would you like Sess to line up for this one and would you like him to pretend that Kane, Son and Bergwijn aren't injured so he can line up with them as the front three?
    Would you prefer him to use the 4222 META that most FIFA streamers have been using for the current game, or would you prefer him to use tactics more in line with those we're currently using?
    Would you have him start with Lloris in goal for his saving stat, or Gazzaniga for his kicking stat?
    How many of the Not606 regulars am I going to have to explain to them what Twitch is?

    Predicted lineups
    Sessegnon: Lloris; Aurier, Sanchez, Alderweireld, Rose (?); Sissoko, Lo Celso; Sessegnon, Son, Bergwijn; Lucas
    Antonio: Fabianski; Fredericks, Balbuena, Diop, Masuaku; Fornals, Lanzini, Soucek; Antonio, Ajeti, Anderson
     
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    Me!
     
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitch_(service)

    It's great if you think the only video games that exist are Fortnite, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Overwatch, FIFA, Call of Duty, Rocket League and Minecraft (as well as that month's Twitchbait that will be forgotten when the next trend comes along...)
     
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    Idiot. Should've made the wager that the loser had to take a free transfer to the other club. With a bit of luck, we'd have ourselves a new RB and HG player all at once.
     
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    And we're live

    https://tinyurl.com/w6aqrst

    Sessegnon: Lloris ; Aurier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Sessegnon; Ndombele, Lo Celso; Lucas, Alli, Son; Kane
    Subs

    Antonio: Fabianski; Fredericks, Diop, Igbonna, Masuaku; Wilshire, Rice; Antonio, Lanzini, Anderson; Haller
    Subs: Randolph, Cresswell, Balbuena, Noble, Fornals, Snodgrass, Yarmolenko
     
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    1-0 Lo Celso!!!
     
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    Spurs lead 2-0 at half time, taking the lead when Harry Kane played in Gio Lo Celso to fire low past Fabianski in the 16th minute, and doubling the lead in the 37th minute when Dele - carrying a knock after being scythed down on the edge of the West Ham area early - squared the ball to Lucas inside the area where he fired a low finish past Fabianski
     
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    So much for Harry Kane being a penalty merchant - he's had two of them saved in the second half...
     
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    Spurs had several chances to extend their lead, with Issa Diop conceding penalties in the 72nd and the 80th minute which Fabianski saved, and in the 84th minute Son Heung-min made a 60 yard run that was cut back to Dele Alli, only for his shot to come back off the angle of the goal

    Match Stats
    Shots: 15 Sessegnon, 2 Antonio
    Shots on target: 13 Sessegnon, 2 Antonio
    Possession: 49% Sessegnon 51% Antonio
    Tackles: 15 Sessegnon, 12 Antonio
    Fouls: 0 Sessegnon, 3 Antonio
    Corners 1 Sessegnon, 1 Antonio
    Shot accuracy: 86% Sessegnon, 100% Antonio
    Pass accuracy: 94% Sessegnon, 86% Antonio

     
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  12. Dier Hard

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    Best thing Sess has done all season! <laugh>
     
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    Now we know what he has been doing all season..........................polishing those skills
     
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    Going 2-0 up and keeping a clean sheet? Should be on our coaching staff...
     
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    ...your fingers have skin, Michail
     
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