Sad News

It is with a heavy heart that I have to announce that I probably won't make it to Glasgow for Christmas. Seems that the passport control people are going on strike, the useless ****s! To be fair, from what I have read, they have a legitimate excuse for going on strike. What is the word on the street in Sturgeonistan?

 

Yassssssss!!

 

We can have the GC Christmas do now

 

You pair of ****ers

 

If it's a curry night you can **** right off

 

Who doesn't have a passport?

 

Losers. That’s who.

 

Eh?

 

I mean is your's out of date or your kids?

 

Being an alien I have no requirement for such banal pre-requisites as passports.

I wander and roam freely around this flat planetoid.

 

Passports are for poofs and mongos.

 

My mistake,passport control,strikes etc

Let he without sin...

 

We are all one.

There are no such things as borders in our minds

The needs of the many.............................

 

No, my simple friend. Like I have previously stated, the passport control people are going on strike as in the ones at the airport, not the passport issuing office. ****ING HELL MICK!!!!

 

Correct. Well done for working that out.

I like Mick again.

 

Here you never thanked me for the Christmas gift I got you.

 

Calm down buddy, your arse will flare up again.

 

Which one?

It always does when you're about

 

Thought you were a man of Earth, you lying ****?

 

On the Time is Nigh thread.