New rule, guys: No telling any match-thread posters to '**** off' during a winning streak. Please be courteous and wait until they suffer a loss.
Running around like threadless chickens! Other sites seem to have lots of cheap jokes about the Canaries, hope that doesn't come back and bite us.
Hopefully we can kill the canaries and then social media will go quiet. No internet doctor could fix it. it will be untweetble.
Everyone is on the pitch? Well that's good. 24 players should give us a better chance against their 11.
These next couple of months are key for our season. The fixtures start to come thick and fast and it's where we started to unravel last season before the wheels fell off completely. Ralph was keen to point out in his press conference that he has a massive headache on who plays at the moment. It's so good to have these problems. Salisu is only 1 yellow away from a suspension but then Lyanco can come in for him. Diallo is an excellent replacement for JWP or Romeu should they be unavailable (Romeu is 2 yellows away from a suspension). We've got 3 good full backs and KWP can play both sides so we're good there (plus Small is showing good progress). And we've got plenty of options up front and out wide. I think the players I really don't want to get injured are: Stuart (again), Tino, Salisu and Romeu.
I'm also not convinced we had a covid outbreak. I just think we were smart and withdrew any player with the slightest knock. I may be wrong of course.
The toothless Canaries will be trying to succeed. I'm grateful to Norwich for giving me another chance to use this joke, which I try to do at every opportunity.
If we win against Norwich. Dean Smith will have lost two consecutive PL games to the same side. Which must be some kind of record.
While I consider myself to be somewhat an expert on jinxes and counter-jinxes, the idea of someone taking over a match thread in the middle of a winning run, quite frankly terrifies me.