Off Topic Sandwiches

The really posh ones washed it down with a glass of Blue Nun or Black Tower.

 

Was at a mates takeaway the other night and an order came in. Think it's called a singer tower

Basically 2 coated chicken breasts fried with hash browns in a burger bun

Thought you'd love that

 

Whatever happened to blue nun? We used to serve that in the place I worked in

Oh and baby Cham, does that exist?

 

Sounds decent enough that..

 

Babycham - 4 pack for under £3 in Tesco.



So I'm led to believe

 

They do a special, which is a steak and and some lamb chops grilled, served in a pizza box on top of chips

 

I’m not advocating salad cream here. I’m a mayo fan. Just that my old dear used to use salad cream in her prawn cocktails and thought it was the height of sophistication

 

It's muck mate, It's eaten by people who probably have a yorkshire terrier called Poppy.

 

And watch BBC Wales

 

with subtitles.

 

In Urdu

 

Urdu, Welsh, it's all the same.

 

Aap Kiya khenna chaate Hain?

 

Is that Welsh?

 

Ask metth

 

And the bottle was brought to the table in an ice bucket in some places

 

Best was having to pour a bit in a wine glass for the bloke to taste it whilst trying not to laugh

It's blue nun ffs not an aged chateaux

Bloke would look smug, taste and say yes

 

And was probably wearing so much Old Spice that he couldn't taste the difference between Pepsi and lager

 

Anyone ever tasted the wine and sent it back?

Us Brits know our booze.

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