top off the charts last year sausage rolls are only number one again this year at least it's for charity, and still a lot better than daz, waz, baz and gaz, plus some fat **** on guitar.
Xmas number ones ffs....**** is the right word. Has there ever been a decent one? Sorry if you got confused.
I can't think of one. I hate christmas pop songs. And I really ****ing hate hearing slade and mariah carey and all that **** being played in shops. ****ing unbearable.
You could just leave the shop mate ... it's not compulsorary to listen to their full tape ... happy to help
I was talking to a dwarf beggar this morning who said he was having trouble putting food on the table.
Someone asked me once, why I didn't moan like a porn star during sex, so next time I looked up and said, ""When are you going to paint this ****ing ceiling?"