Sausage Sandwich vs Bacon Sandwich

Pickled onion, pickled gherkin (known as a Wally), piccalilli, all these things are fine.

Who in their right mind would think of sticking a load of eggs in a jar of vinegar, then letting that pickle for 6 months? And then eating it? **** right off

 

Yeah. A taste sensation akin to swallowing an ounce of snot marinated in piss.

 

Poof.

 

The law clearly states

Sos, bacon, egg ,mushrooms and black pud sarnie, can be split over three pieces of bread as a triple decker

anything less is for gayers and mongs

 

Not a fan of mushrooms

 

Poof.

 

Not known to be a fungi.

 

My grandmother used to put a pickled egg in a bag of cheese and onion Walkers for us as kids .

We didn't smash them up , pretty good

 

Replace it with more bacon then.

and you are a mong!!!1

 

You think that's strange? Wait until you see what Duncan's missus introduced him to

 

I have heard of eggs kept in horse pish before but never boys' pish.

 

Boy's pish is for poofters.

 

Lots of boiled eggs that are brown instead of white sold in convenience stores in China, and duck eggs that have a clear off brown outer and blue black inside.
Not bad , never had a boy piss egg but I doubt they taste much different to normal piss eggs , they are just being fancy to up the price knowing them lot.

 

The eggs are more black than brown are they not? At least they were in Taiwan and South Korea.

 

Poof.

 

The duck ones are black I think with green yolk .

I'll eat anything me

 

Someone not sure who it was went to a wedding and was served sea horse .

I think it was Pud , I like Pud

 

And jellyfish! It was me, it was me!!!!!

 

We need Pud back.

One of the good guys!!

 

I've just been for a massive ****e.

I'm great, me.