This is an old riff from the Danny Baker show. You order a sausage sandwich and have three choices. Is it brown sauce, red sauce or no sauce? No other options will be considered. No vegan sausages, no squares, no slices, no baps, no barm cakes, no gluten free soda bread rolls, no barbeque sauce, no mustard, no mayonnaise, no gentleman's relish. Just Brown, Red or None. These are the rools.
WTF is a sausage sandwich?? Roll and snarler or peace and snarler, plain bread only. Broon sauce on both. Dont @t me
I went into a shop once and asked for a bottle of brown sauce,shopkeeper replied "HP" and I said no,I'll pay for it now.
I love mustard. I was thinking though do you get any other mustards than French and English, I've never seen any and I'm a Man Of This Flat Earth?
Need to add fried onions to it, but brown sauce is the sauce of choice. For fried egg rolls/sandwiches may I suggest some chilli flakes? Thank you.
I should have been more specific. I meant from countries other than France and England. As fatty correctly pointed out there is American mustard as well but I agree with him, probably a namby, pamby poofters version of the wonderful English Coleman's mustard.