Sausage Sandwich

Captain Derpflaps?

 

A Yorkshireman in their 20’s

All old bastards int Yorkshire lad, ey up.

 

I've always been 60 on the inside*

*For clarity, that is not a veiled reference to my having ever been sodomised by a man approaching pensionable age; I have not

 

^^^^ was sodomised by a man approaching pensionable age.

 

* Snickers

 

tbph lads I was expecting this would run with a much smuttier interpretation of “sausage sandwich”.

 

Slice a banana up and chuck it in with honey splashed on the top. Nowt better.

Only horrible bastards have red sauce on their sausage sarnie. Darky sauce is the only acceptable option.

Square sausages are weird consumed by weirdos.

Full ENGLISH breakfast on a Saturday and Sunday morning.

Toast and Cornflakes is breakfast for women.

And any **** that has fish for breakfast wants their ****ing head caved in.

 

^^^^^^
Wants to cave the heads in of the population of Goa.

 

Speaking of fish for breakfast, I haven't had kippers for years.

 

I like a kipper every now and again with brown bread.

 

I had a couple last week

 

The last time I had kippers, I don't even think they had "invented" boneless kippers. That would save a lot of hassle.

 

Poached haddock for breakfast is delightful.

Had it every morning years ago when I was away with work.

 

I like sardines but they are a hassle to eat and have no problem with the Ortiz ones in a tin on toast(take the sardines out of the tin first).

 

No had sardines on toast in ages. Am going to be havin it over the weekend.

 

Malaga is famous for sardines(espetos)

 

What kind of wood is that that they use, I hear you say. It is olive wood, gentlemen, they use olive wood.

 

Was going to ask you about those,when will I get to savour those Mediterranean delights again?

 

Lovely snack

 

I had that a couple of days ago, forgotten how great it is!!

I love fish, me!