Seb Polter

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  1. terryb

    terryb Well-Known Member

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    Part of the joy of Seb is when he f***s up.

    Last Tuesday when it was 1-0 he chased & won the ball close top there goal line. A ball he had no right to chase & certainly no right to win! Having done the hard work, he then miscontrolled the ball & it went off for a goal kick. The reaction from a large percentage of our crowd? A standing ovation!

    Apart from his goals, he has made quite a few for others as well.
     
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  2. Staines R's

    Staines R's Well-Known Member

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    Thanks to all for singing the wonders of our big German, Seb......

    I'm definately gonna try to look at him in a much better light :)
     
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  3. ELLERS

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    I agree it sounds racist!!! Lets hang him and shame his family because he mentioned the word GER..... i can't say the word as it's too discriminatory of me!!! in fact, i shall not even think of Polter as a Ger... because i am sure i shall have some 'yoghurt knitters' from 'PC are us' telling me it's politically incorrect. Maybe we shoul refer to him as European? No that sounds racist as well!! Oh no what can we say?
    Bloody hell what's the world coming to?
    He is a BIG GERMAN!! German, German, German, He doesn't have good skill for a GERMAN and he is slow for a GERMAN, Yes you heard it GERMAN!
     
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  4. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Hmm, sounds familiar...
     
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  5. Flummox

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    Much prefer Polter to Zamora(Terrible signing for us) at least he's scoring goals.
     
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  6. sb_73

    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    Sense of humour bypass today Jock?
     
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    I can answer this one easily:

    he is a striker. His job is to score goals. If you want an all-round forward then fine... get one. But if you want a striker who strikes the ball with head and foot then Seb is doing that.

    We all know he's not the best and his ball control and dribbling needs work but he is young, can grow and, quite frankly, is all we have (especially since we're playing one up front). If he gets injured you'll really see how much we currently need him.

    Also, he comes over to the fans, picks out a child and gives them his shirt. Enjoy being a QPR fan with good characters like this for our kids to have as role models.
     
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  8. Staines R's

    Staines R's Well-Known Member

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    Bit simplistic in my opinion as I think a modern day forward needs to be a bit more than just someone who 'strikes the ball with head and foot'....and if I'm totally honest, half the time he doesn't even do that very well.......but as already mentioned, as long as he keeps putting the ball in the net, it'll keep us fans happy.

    Didn't know the thing about giving his shirt to a kid in the crowd......love it and totally agree, a good role model for the young fans.
     
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  9. Wherever

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    He needs to be better to carry that hair cut
     
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  10. qprbeth

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    He has had his haircut...no longer in a silly girlie pony tail

    He has said on tweets that he likes the song...I assume that is the BFG song...so he definately has a sense of humour
     
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  11. Uber_Hoop

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    I was starting to like the corn dolly.
     
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  12. Flanman

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    Don't bother tuning in next season I can tell you that you're going to hate it. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  13. QPR Oslo

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    The joke if it were ever humourous (?) certainly bypased about 6 months ago.
     
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  14. QPR Oslo

    QPR Oslo Well-Known Member

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    Racist? I don't agree it sounded racist. Shaming a family? Yoghurt knitters? PC? What the F are you on about? It was just a bad joke that got repeated daily, and after about 6 months is well past its use by date. You like Big letters?, then I think there is a special thread for you. But well done, you can spell German.
     
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  15. Wherever

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    He must have a sense of humour from what I saw on Tuesday the new hair do is still a little dodgy
     
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  16. igor60

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    Probably because because germans are current world champions and generally very good players no matter what kind of style players they are!
     
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  17. Bush Rhino

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    He's also a better goalkeeper than Robbie "footloose" Greeno.

    He also has lovely hair, for a German.
     
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  18. Jimbo ranger

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    Did any one se sweinsteiger for Man U earlier , **** he looked about 50 he needs to chop that grey **** off
     
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  19. YorkshireHoopster

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    Never mind Ossie - Ellers clearly dislikes a lot of things - happy clappers and now yoghurt knitters.
     
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  20. factamondo

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    How how about ,to appease the easily offended,...he's just a big Western European from a former fascist country?.... Bit of a gobfull though!
     
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