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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Anybody can walk over us these days.

    Parpoo oot!
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Wrong board Monty <ok>
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Have merged with the ebar which is where any general stuff should go.... it's will also prevent copious amounts of Mackem Beel.
    I honestly think Monty got the wrong board there too.
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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  5. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    You were playing a team who are in League 1 and will probably get relegated, they should look class.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I'll lay a round of drinks on, see if we can get some custom in the bar.

    <ale>:emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0168-drink<bubbly><bubbly>:

    And for those that need it, emoticon-0162-coffe:emoticon-0162-coffe
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just a wee glass of red for me please AB.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Just the one glass left, you'll have to share it with Minxy.
     
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  9. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Cheers AB. <cheers>

    Wouldn't mind a Rum Snatch if any floating about...
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Sorry (hic) had all the rum myself.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Going to have to go to the pub now for the next one.
     
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  12. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    greedy b.... <laugh>
    just as well I'm now officially teetotal
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    A man like myself, I love Rum and I love snatch....................
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    What's this snatch that people are talking about.
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Examples could be;

    "that girl's got a nasty smelling snatch"
    "He proceeded to snatch her purse the dirty monkey mackem"
    Rooney on his last visit to wearside "I lost my arm in a mackem grannies snatch"
    "Was it good?" "Yeah she had a really tight snatch"
    "The weightlifters snatch was impressive"

    Seems quite a versatile word. Mine was completely innocent of course.

    I have just read this definition on the Urban Dictionary though <yikes>:

    "The second most horrific sounding nickname for the human female's genitals(after ****). So much so that it can only be properly applied when descibing genitals that are presumed or understood to be filthy or disgusting"

    On reading up on rum related practices, I also found this which may be worth a try:

    Rum Cave

    One props up one's girlfriend onto her head. The recipient is now doing a head stand. The perpetrator of the rum cave holds the recipient's legs spread wide and pours into her muff a blend of several flavors of rum. The woman's legs are then brought close together again and she is spun around (for proper mixing of the rum in her muff). The rum cave girl is then bent forward so that one can drink the rum from her now sterile snatch. Add cut fruit pieces and a little umbrella for a tropical drink.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 8, 2014
  16. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    That sounds very interesting, when do you intend trying it? Can I come and watch?
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 8, 2014
  18. brb

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    guys i don't know what normally goes on around here but having paid a passing visit....any chance you can do this stuff in the password protected area please. We've already had enough trouble recently with the google ads getting banned again (hence why the swear filter disappeared for a while). Surely this is what the password protected area is for...?
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I've just had a carribean buffet lunch and had some curried goat.
    gotta say it's sublime.
    That's all.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 8, 2014
  20. Agent Bruce

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    Washed down with what?
     
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