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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Why's Rafa fielding for them? Is that a disgruntled player throwing it at his hoop? No way that's an accident. There is venom on that throw.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 20, 2019
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Okay so I was chatting with a stranger about pube trimming and he had a great idea. Pubes into clingfilm and then in the nearest public (not pubic) bin inside some innocent packaging like Marcy d’s etc... eliminates the worry over trimmings round the bog on the floor etc for the poor maid.

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 4, 2019
  3. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    With a stranger????????

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    Delusional Full Stop, Jun 4, 2019
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Well he started on about Corbyn so for whatever reason I just started talking about pube trimming. He got engaged enthusiastically after that. He was probs a secret trimmer.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 4, 2019
  5. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Kind of ****ing holidays do you go on like? Did this conversation take place in the bogs with a bloke dressed as a copper by any chance?
     
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    cronemeister, Jun 5, 2019
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  7. cronemeister

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    hamina hamina
     
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    cronemeister, Jul 2, 2019
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sold
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 2, 2019
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  10. cronemeister

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    I bet she's reet filthy!
     
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    cronemeister, Jul 5, 2019

  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Not sure I'd trust her round my cock to be perfectly honest. A toothy blow job is one thing but biting is no for me.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 5, 2019
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  15. cronemeister

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    Steve Bruce's first signing for the Toon !!

     
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    cronemeister, Jul 12, 2019
  16. JakartaToon

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    Stole this off the Liverpool board:
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 13, 2019
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    The only time i’ll Agree with this clown

     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 13, 2019
  18. missingno

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    There are 3 threads about cars on page 1
     
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    missingno, Jul 15, 2019
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    And two of those are about hiring them as well. I think a mod should merge them.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 15, 2019
  20. missingno

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    We only need one car
     
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