Early warning... from this weekend I'm back on #thecans Diet over.. 4 stone lost.... new Mustard Chino's needed.
Agree. I did miss the cans to be fair. I’m gonna be so arseholed on Saturday the wife is on standby for a hospital run in the car if I need stomach pumped. Gotta feeling i’ll Be like tash.. wrecked after 4 pints. Ahh well... Signed up for the Kielder run and next years GNR already. Loving the low fat running feeling!
if no **** puts up a match day thread by 10pm tonight when I get back home... I'll have have to do it and you know how **** mine are! come on you lazy twats... get your fingers out.
I was so depressed last night that I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.