Shearer's ebar

I won the Euro Millions last night...























I won £2.70....

 

Pouchies lass made me get a tattoo for her…

 

That's not where she originally wanted ACS to get the tattoo, but all they could fit was the the 'P'. Well 'p' in lower case, small font.

 

Lost 30 quid betting on boxing....

Won 30 quid on the lottery.....

WTF is this reality?

 

Soo you’re £2 down

 

lol yeah

Actually no. I won £2.70 on euro millions once, spent £2.50 on ticket, was 20p on my account.

So I think they give you your "stake" back.

 

I assume you don't ask your students to show how they work the answer out then, but I would be interested to see how you calculated that.

 

Places £30 bet on boxing which he loses
Buys a lottery ticket for £2
Lottery ticket wins £30

-30 + -2 + 30 = -2

 

I thought the lottery tickets were a quid!

 

A long time ago now sadly

 

Nice to see this forum is still alive.

Happy memories, talking ****e and playing mafia games when I should have been working

 

good to see you. We need another mafia game.

 

Fender and the unlikely duet pt 1

 

And part 2

 

Can't say I like either of them, especially the old Trev lookalike, I'd rather watch women's football.

 

Oh dear

https://news.sky.com/story/southend...sor-over-gilbert-and-rose-west-stand-12664861

Reminds me of the time Man City asked for fans to vote on naming one of their stands and I think they got a whole bunch of suggestions in honour of Colin Bell (i.e. the Bell End). That is just sheer ****aboutary and comedy, Southend on the other hand...WTF!!