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  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    its gone from

    To

    Quite the change of tone. <laugh> So, you accidentally hit a single dog.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Well i wasn't gonna go out off my way to avoid on a highway and risk a crash.

    bump bump...so ****, another street rat.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    I don't reckon Comm has run a dog over, this is just his way of trying to tell us that he's experienced living in a different part of the world.
     
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    Ya daft ****...I've done dozens...Its just the way is was. No big deal.
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    He's just trying to look hard I think
     
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  6. Commachio

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    I reckon i don't give a **** what you say.

    Put your dog in the road in front off me, and i'm not swerving.

    It's dog burger for someone..But not you, you eat snails.
     
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    Ok.
     
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    I had to do the same many years ago with a cat. I was driving abroad, it was dark on a main highway. Couple of kids in the back. It all happened so quick, other half shouts cat, it was like literally seconds it all happens in, but I quickly glanced my rear view mirror, another vehicle sitting on my arse. I had a moments choice the cat or my two kids in the back, bump, bump end of story. Crazy part is she went mental at me for it!!!!
     
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  9. Welshie

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    Did you gloat about it in the pub afterwards?

    "****in' bumb bumb lads, crushed the ****ing vermin, who's round is it then??"
     
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  10. Commachio

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    your just acting hard<laugh>

    some real ****wits on this place now...
     
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    Nope, never gloated about it, I made a choice, the cat died, and my kids made the end of the journey.
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^wheez this ****?
     
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    stfu you spanner <laugh>
     
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  14. brb

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    Nothing hard about it - True story.
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Isn't that the main thing?
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Put your dog on the road, and i'll run it over, twice.
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Just to avoiding crashing like ? <laugh>
     
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  18. brb

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    Yup. Naturally I'd prefer to not run the cat over or at least avoid it, and I was skilled enough driver if the opportunity existed. But it didn't exist, that's life.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Well you ain;t gonna swerve on a highway.

    That would be foolish.
     
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    It's actually part of the driving test in Indonesia. Bit like the emergency stop in the UK they have a guy release a dog into the road at a random point on the test. I failed mine the first time because I ran over a cat by mistake but managed to splat the right dog second time round.
     
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