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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Nov 15, 2017.

  1. Commachio

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    Aw ****ing bless him the soft twat.

    We get told to have a tablet, these soft ****ers admit themselves into hospital,

    Nee wonder we won the wars<laugh>





    Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp missed training on Wednesday after feeling unwell and admitting himself to hospital.

    Klopp had undergone checks by medical staff and was due to be released in the evening so would not require an overnight stay.

    The full Liverpool squad returned to Melwood from international duty to train late on Wednesday afternoon but it was without the German, who by then was already at hospital.
     
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    He needs to go to a dentist not visit the hospital.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

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    His jaw has probably completely dislocated from his face and made a run for it as far away from Liverpool as it can get.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    May aswell make this a '**** things about liverppol' thread<laugh>
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Thing number 1: The people.
     
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  6. Burly Hurley

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    Thing number 2: The accent!
     
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  7. Commachio

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    The accent.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    **** you
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Thing 3: The Beatles.
     
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    What??? Did I end the game too early??
     
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    Oh! Just clicked! You're a Scouse Mackem!!! <laugh><laugh>

    Nah! **** you!! <laugh>
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Nicking my number2 slot<laugh>:rolleyes:
     
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  13. Burly Hurley

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    Thing number 4: Cilla Black
     
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    Thing number 5: Paul O'Grady!
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Frankie goes to hollywood.
     
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    Lovely place.

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  17. Commachio

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    Is that Manchester?
     
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  18. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    They wish it was.<laugh>

    This is Manchester

     
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  19. Commachio

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    And just like that Liverpool strike back

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    Please don't abbuse homersexuality
     
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