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Some Fun For a Friday Afternoon

Discussion in 'Watford' started by wear_yellow, Apr 8, 2011.

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  1. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    It is - it would save us a court case and we'd only need the one referendum...;)
     
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    And they don't appreciate it - but perhaps we are getting off topic as this is the joke thread.
     
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    The joke would be having to take United Kingdom off that plane.
     
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    We would still be Great Britain
     
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  5. Bolton's Boots

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    An oldie but a goodie...

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  8. Bolton's Boots

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    The best way to respond...

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    Hmm - I am partial to a drop of red wine, but I think I'll pass on this one...

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    The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

    People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

    Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

    Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the puzzled young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

    She answered 'The Teeth.'
     
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  11. Bolton's Boots

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    Married life belike...

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    My old man told me he was watching the highlights of Watford v City on youtube for 20 minutes before he realised it was just a FIFA mock up of the game. :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  15. Bolton's Boots

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    Not sure I like the looks of the new Edward Scissorhands movie...

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    Distinct feeling that the Union Flag is upside down. If it is it is a sign of distress.
     
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  17. Bolton's Boots

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    Well spotted - the broad white stripe on the flagpole side should be at the top & it certainly doesn't look to be...
     
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    Very true...

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