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Some Fun For a Friday Afternoon

Discussion in 'Watford' started by wear_yellow, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    That reminds me i saw clip of Female GridIron Football

    The men look like over padded Star Wars Storm Troopers and still lie down when tackled

    The girls wear beach volleyball outfits with helmets for head injuries and knock seven bells out of each other
     
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  2. Scullion

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    But you might end up flying to Rwanda...
     
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    It's actually a very nice hilly country with volcanos and gorillas.
     
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  5. Bolton's Boots

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    Not a big selling point for me.
     
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  6. duggie2000

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    Five surgeons are discussing what type of person makes the best patient to operate on.
    The first surgeon, from Belfast City Hospital, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
    The second, from Antrim Area Hospital, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is co lour coded."
    The third surgeon, from Royal Belfast Hospital , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
    The fourth surgeon, from Musgrave Park Hospital "You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
    But the fifth surgeon, from Ulster Hospital, Dundonald , shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Tory Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable.’
     
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    If this is the one on youtube, it elicited an emergency response. <yikes>
     
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    All scrabble players have been there !
     
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    Joke from a cracker - can anyone explain it to us?

    What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take

    Con medicine

    ???
     
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    Double points in our house. Although, it’s difficult to explain to other people who don’t play, that the ‘****’ you had in the middle of a family game of Scrabble, was probably what won it for you - “…according to the rules we play…”
     
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    Every family has thier own rules eh ... I cant use any words my wife doesnt agree with for example ...cant think why....
     
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    I am sorry I asked now ....
     
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  18. andytoprankin

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    Large dinosaur. Long neck and tail. Definitely.
     
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    Ermmm...

     
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