I am. I really ****in am. I ain't cheap tho. But if you and your missus provide a rite good time I'll gie ye's a promotional voucher for 30% off next visit. Canny say fairer than that.
I liked Tina, hope she comes back someday. Do get the impression from the OP that she is just finishing that account, there may be others?
Don't worry Gambol when she learns of your unrequited love she will be back on here before you know it. Either that or she might just get a restraining order on you.
There won't be a next time wee Gambol. By the time my Russian shotputter wife squashes yer gonads and chipolata with her thunder thighs you'll be fit for nothing.
I reckon you'll be back in time for the speed gate anniversary - Fingers Crossed smiley. All the best
Let's hope so, she caused quite a stir at the time: http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/104563-I-see-we-have-a-scrubber-by-the-name-of-tina2010