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Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

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  1. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, “Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?”

    “Yes,” said the old man, “but he wasn’t my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.”

    “Very interesting,” said Jesus. “Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?”

    “Oh, yes, many times,” answered the old man. “But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards.”

    Jesus couldn’t believe it. Could this actually be His father?

    “One last question,” He said. “Were you a carpenter?”

    “Why yes,” replied the old man. “Yes I was.”

    Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, “Dad?”

    The old man rubbed his eyes and said, “Pinocchio?”
     
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  2. Toby

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    Mongs still posting dogshit attempts at jokes on here <rofl>

    FAIL
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Always let your conscience be your guide iirc.
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    GC award winning content by all accounts.
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    * possibly not all accounts.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    * any
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was saying boo-urns.
     
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