Sorry ball - Sarri sack watch

When I saw the team sheet I was not only disappointed to see a badly out of form Pedro included but no Odoi. That game was crying out for two wingers. I fell asleep at half time as it was 03:30 what did I know!

 

We were a disgrace in the second half I am afraid

 

Just struggling to understand how we can perform so well in the Spurs game, sandwiched between arguably our 2 worst performances all year.

Huge problems with motivation and lack of leaders on the pitch, even more so than tactics, no plan b etc.

We once had Cech, Terry, Lampard, Ballack and Drogba in the same team. Leaders.

We are quickly becoming a cup side and top 4 looks very unlikely now.

 

Historeeee.

 

There's no H, it's just 'istoreeee.
Then you have to put the word "like" at the end, but when you pronounce the K in "like" you have to sound like you are coughing up a bolt load of jizz. Like so:

It's 'istoree Licccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhe

 

Oh right, I'll just move on.

 

At last

 

Stan's Sarri sack watch has gained some momentum today and rightly so, just take a look at our results lately we are in the form of a middle of the league team and I don't see it changing any time soon with the managers 1 dimensional tactics.

 

Least Stan will be happy somewhere....

That boy loves a crisis.

 

I’ve found Stan.

 

........judge, jury and executioner rolled into one - that’s our Stan.

 

10 goals in 2 away games, all this and we still have to face Utd & Liverpool away........PARK THE BUS!!!!!

 

I hope we do! Taking my 9' year old to carabao

 

Our very own ‘big fat Spanish waiter’ - Senor Benitez - set up his Newcastle side to beat Man City 2-1. Newcastle had just two shots on goal and one was a penalty! We also beat Man City a few months ago 2-0. If Sarri sets the team up correctly we’ll win the League Cup at Wembley as rank underdogs.

 

Nice to see a fellow Blue who is thankful and actually enjoys supporting our crazy club.

Thank you Roman for everything btw

 

We’ve had some truely great managers under Abramovich. Ahem, one of the greats was the big fat Spanish waiter himself. A shame about his Chelsea plastic flags comment while he was at Liverpool. The longer he stays at unfancied Newcastle - with no money to spend - the more I admire him.

 

Everybody need to listen to this and calm the **** down.

 

Don’t like Rafa.

But agree with you, Roman has hired some brilliant managers over the years: Jose Gus Carlo Antonio.

Thanks Roman for everything

 

Patience is something the modern telly clappers lacks Ginge.

When we are out of the cups and mathematically out of top 4, then I will start clucking.

Equally we have been playing **** since December and Sarri does look defeated

 

Just switched on for tonights game which is interesting to say the least.Another thing that caught my eye
is JT and Wayne Bridge are both there....interesting....COYB'S