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Match Day Thread Southampton v Leicester City Friday night football 25.10.2019 8pm

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by RedandWhiteManofKent, Oct 20, 2019.

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  1. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    the trouble with friday evening games is the hope is dashed before the weekend has barely begun
     
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    jonny 'hasen' shuttle, Oct 21, 2019
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  2. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    There have been some weird freaky looking people in Leicester....Richard III and his hunchback

    The Elephant Man...

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    Willie Thorne...

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    And last but not least, Old Man Steptoe...

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    Saints_Alive, Oct 21, 2019
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  3. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Orrrrr alternatively, we can sit back and relax on Saturday knowing that the 3 points are already safely in the bag...:)
     
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    Saints_Alive, Oct 21, 2019
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  4. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    That is where we are going wrong. The opposition overheard Ralph in training

    "Guys, you need ze press. Press, press, press. Zat vill cause the defence to make errors. Look how many errors you all make in training"

    The opposition went away and thought ah, look they are **** when you press them, lets make them look like idiots :)
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Oct 21, 2019
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  5. ihatemyselfandwanttodie

    ihatemyselfandwanttodie Well-Known Member

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    Joker.

    You had me until I got to the 'safely in the bag' bit.
     
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    ihatemyselfandwanttodie, Oct 21, 2019
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  6. Libby

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    I wouldn't put it past us to throw away a lead 24 hours after a match has finished.


    If anyone can do it, it's us.
     
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    Libby, Oct 21, 2019
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  7. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    As I have said before, never let the Saints take your dog for a walk....they can't hold on to a lead
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Oct 21, 2019
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  8. ihatemyselfandwanttodie

    ihatemyselfandwanttodie Well-Known Member

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    Is that when they finish reviewing the VAR incident from the 6th minute offside?
     
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    ihatemyselfandwanttodie, Oct 21, 2019
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  9. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    F3FFC49C-B4AA-47AB-A792-6CF794E52EA7.jpeg I’m ruled out of this one.

    Broke my toe today. Don’t ask. If there was footage I would win the You’ve Been Framed champions of champions.....
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Oct 21, 2019
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And the following season Leicester won the PL, while York, whose Cathedral declined the offer to bury his remains, dropped out of the FL.
     
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    Archers Road, Oct 21, 2019
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Indeed. It's working, but not always in the right way.
     
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    Archers Road, Oct 21, 2019
  12. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    Very apt in the circumstances :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Schrodinger's Cat, Oct 22, 2019
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  13. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Well bless my sole. You should have kept instep and toed the line. You will just have to dig your heels in and as cheesy as it sounds sock it and see. You should be able to shoe in this match between medical appointments. You will kick yourself if you miss this one and we win.
     
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    St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Oct 22, 2019
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  14. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    I am sure Ralph will be able to shoehorn someone else into the left/right back position, until you’re fit again.
     
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    San Tejón, Oct 22, 2019
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  15. Schrodinger's Cat

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    When God was creating humankind, he had just about finished when he turned to his chief engineer and said "oh, and put an extra, really small toe on each foot"
    "What for?" said the engineer, "they can walk and balance fine with just 4 toes"
    God just replies "it's for furniture...trust me, it'll be hilarious"
     
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    Schrodinger's Cat, Oct 22, 2019
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  16. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    What a load of cobblers
     
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    fatletiss, Oct 22, 2019
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    Taking steps to get to the foot of the problem:-

    Friday 25th October 2019
    SOU 20:00 LEI
    Referee: Andre Marriner.
    Assistants:     Scott Ledger, Simon Long.
    Fourth official:     Andy Madley.
    VAR:     Mike Dean.
    Assistant VAR:     Andy Halliday.
     
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    SAINTOSPREY, Oct 22, 2019
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  18. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    How many games will Valery/Cedric have to play at RB/RWB and Bertie at LB/LWB consecutively until these kind of jokes subside I wonder?...:emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Saints_Alive, Oct 22, 2019
  19. ihatemyselfandwanttodie

    ihatemyselfandwanttodie Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I'm sure they'll go on and on until Ralph is sacked or leave, then some of the fans will get the blame :bandit:
     
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    ihatemyselfandwanttodie, Oct 22, 2019
  20. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Not moaning at the fans Billy, just pointing out that the jokes are a little "old hat" now.
     
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    Saints_Alive, Oct 22, 2019
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