Southampton

Do you think the Swans board could do with my special touch?

 

They think brb and me are mates

****ing lol.

 

You know what fella?

I really think they could.

 

As if anyone would be mates with that pleb

 

Compared with the way they treat one another, you probably seem like mates to the average Swans fan.

 

Saints fans tonight:

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Running to the moderators when they get wummed you mean.

 

Great start to the morning, shots fired.

 

No, Matth. That wasn't what I meant.

 

You do that though.

 

That's a myth

Don't make the mistake of following the likes of Pixie and Skids like one of their little sheep.

 

What are you on about.

 

Buying into the myth, Matth.

 

Hardly a myth.

 

By the way, that's not easy to say if you have a lisp.

Fortunately, I don't.

 

But it is definitely a myth.

Other myths are that I am crap at wumming, and that I have a 12" schlong.

It's slightly shorter than that, Matth.

 

It's always in your hand though. That's no myth...

 

You’re crap at wumming though.

 

Clearly, I’m not, Matth.

 

You clearly are, You’ve not for me once since I’ve been here.