#SpritzerGate

Not really.

It's a watch, it's usually on my wrist.

 

Looks like some decent stuff on there....going to have a browse

 

There's a sale on,

I bought another yesterday, different style.

 

A Tiny Ted!

 

I’ve promised Chief that I will show him more magic tricks and mind reading, in the days to come.

He told me he was thrilled to hear it.

I’m just waiting for him to confirm when he’s next around.

Funny, but I would have expected him to get back to me by now...

 

Is that really you?

 

Hard to believe that fatguts as Chief said you couldn't even empty your sacks without giving the game way.

 

If I was the barman, I’d wonder how I ended up serving dry white wine in a motorway service station at 4 in the morning.

 

Pretty much, yeah!

Not a full deck. CBA to explain, suffice to say I stated the 'right' card in this mind trick.

No wizards hats were worn though.

 

Thanks, mate.

My credibility is fully restored with that comment.

 

Brutal

 

I was waiting for someone to pick up on that.

 

To be fair mate, we've been telling you that for years

 

Looks like Brian McClair.

 

Do you have a poster of Brian on your wall, Matth?

 

No I don’t, Unlike you, You have posters of Pochettino on your wall.

 

He's more likely to have a picture of a chocolate eclair rather than Brian McClair on his wall.

 

Nah defo more a Cantona type.

 

brb looks like Ribery.

 

#brbDoxGate