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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by The RDBD, Jun 16, 2017.

  1. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Alli - Thigh - March 2019
    Dier - Appendix - Jan 2019
    Janssen - Foot - Feb 2019
    Kane - Ankle - March 2019
    Moura - Calf - ?
    Sissoko - Groin - ?
    Wanyama - Knee - ?
     
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  2. So, you think Poch is going for the full set of body parts?
     
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  3. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
     
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  4. Blue and White

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    Who's the head case?
     
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  5. That'll be Dembele.
     
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  6. humanbeingincroydon

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    Reinforcements!
     
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  7. humanbeingincroydon

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. humanbeingincroydon

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    The good news is we can now contain our injuries in a single tweet
     
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  9. The RDBD

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    Alli - Thigh - March 2019
    Janssen - Foot - Feb 2019
    Kane - Ankle - March 2019
    Sissoko - Groin - ?
    Wanyama - Knee - ?
     
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  10. PleaseNotPoll

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    Apparently we've had 37 injuries this season. Sounds like a lot, but that doesn't really mean anything.
    Six months out? One injury. Sprained wrist and left out of one game? One injury.
    Fairly silly stat, really.
     
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    X injuries spread across a squad of N players who have been in a
    starting XI. So you are probably talking X = 37, N = 25.

    If N is a small(er than PL average) number, then you get worried.

    Similarly for attackers who on average score/assist a goal every G games.
    If they are out for TG games, then on average you lose TG / G
    productive outputs (which could be the difference between W/D/L in a game) .
     
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  12. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    WTF!!!

    My head hurts. Is that an injury?
     
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  13. The RDBD

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    A job in data analytics does not beckon to you. :)
     
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  14. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Very true RDBD. Failed A Level maths twice about 47 years ago. Then became a banker. Spelled with a B.
     
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  15. PleaseNotPoll

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    That's the problem with the X and N, though. There's no G.
    All X's are treated as the same thing, which simply isn't the case. It could be 37 injuries to one player! <laugh>
     
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  16. The RDBD

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    Not THE "Banker" ?? :)
     
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  17. humanbeingincroydon

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    To be fair, Dembele was getting to that level for the past couple of years...
     
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  18. BluefromBridgend

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    I might have been unique in many ways but just a banker.
     
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  19. PleaseNotPoll

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    He's not getting snowbombed, is he?
     
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  20. humanbeingincroydon

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    Down to three - so who gets crocked tomorrow?
     
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