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Match Day Thread Spurs vs NUFC

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 23, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A938C47B-A5A2-4F62-B936-4E3B79E77010.jpeg We are **** and will get mullered quite badly.
     
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    Nee prediction, no ref info....nowt. 1/10
     
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    What pubs are we all using before the game
     
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    Going to be absolutely hilarious. As per my other posts, I'm a y*d for the day (not meant as a religious slur, one of my best mates has been a Spurs fan for years and that term was always 'affectionate' and tribal, the snowflake histrionics are nothing short of pathetic) so looking foward to smashing the Barcodes at least 6-0.
     
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  5. G4rdToonArmy

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    Dubravka
    Schar-Lacselles-Dummy
    Manquillo-Hayden-Longstaff-Ritchie
    Maximin-Joelinton-Almiron

    If we don't line up like this on the weekend we will get thumped 5 or 6-0 where as if we line up as above we'll only lose 2-1.
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    What chance do we have when our match thread is a screenshot of somebody elses. At least ****ing cut and paste. This is a new low.


    Fancy us for a narrow win this weekend. Our season has to start soon or the season ticket holders and hospitality users will be demanding their money back.
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    4-0 Kane hat-trick, triple points as my captain. Gerrin'
     
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  8. mickeybnufc

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    This will be a hard fought 0-4 win to the Toon Joe Linton 2 Mirandinha 1 Frank Pingel 1
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Referee: Mike DeanAssistants: Dan Robathan; Mark Scholes Fourth official: Graham Scott VAR: Anthony Taylor Assistant VAR: Gary Beswick

    haven't got a hope in hell Blind ref Mike Dean (who hates us) and a Var ref Anthony Taylor who looks the other way (game against Manu)
     
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  10. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    What the actual ****?
     
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  11. Delusional Full Stop

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    Why, who are Man U playing this weekend?
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The Sunset Bar In Side, Turkey
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Spurs 4-0 NUFC

    Joelinton to be injured
     
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    He played 4-6-0 when with us, even the Fat Mercenary Spanish lump didn't stoop that low.

    I think you'll come back with something, you normally pull a daft one out when needed.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Not in a million years will we get a thing from this game.

    Every football fan who likes a bet should have whoever NUFC are playing in their Acca as standard.
     
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  17. JakartaToon

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    Insurance prediction/bet?
     
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    Yep
     
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  19. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    After seeing todays results whereby all away teams won then I am now more hopeful.

    In the predictions league I had predicted us to lose 10-0. I now only believe we will lose 8-0 - oh happy days!
     
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  20. Schlem Boogerman

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    At least its not copied from another Web site.
     
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