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  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    The Jason Bourne of not606, has to keep on the move to prevent his capture, hides behind many aliases, in his battle against the Thai hitman, known as Ginge. He was the perfect weapon, until he became the target of the deadly group known as The Flying Monkey's. Blamed for many crimes he did not commit, as he was set up by other unknown sources...

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    He assumes the identity of Stan to prevent his capture, as a daytime property magnet, and currently looking at his next financial adventure of making Woking FC the next Leicester City, although he will probably avoid helicopters. Family man loves his kids. Stan is one of those people, for the many but not for the few.

    It don't matter if you're black or white...

     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The little twat calls me Kirky so I don't like him. <whistle>

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  3. brb

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    Calm down Kirky <laugh>
     
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    brb, Jan 15, 2020
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  4. Lovearsenalcock

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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Everybody’s favourite prowler.
     
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  6. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    I like Stan. Top WUM.

    The only issue is when I read his posts I picture this one...
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Is this politics Stan or other threads Stan?

    We need to know.
     
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  8. brb

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    I look at what other people say, then think, shhite wished I'd used that. Good shout this one.
     
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  9. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Nice guy.
    Never got the stalker thing?
     
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    Quesadaad, Jan 15, 2020
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Stan from the Eminem song was a stalker. <ok>

    Plus Stan also stalks, apparently.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 15, 2020
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  11. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    I know someone like Stan in real life

    Always chills with us but only laughs at half the jokes kinda guy. Will sit with us whilst we getting stoned but won’t touch the stuff. Instead will just take control of the TV remote and put some ****e on whilst dropping random cussy Bantz in our direction.

    he’s cool though because none of that matters...what matters is that we know we can rely on him when it comes to getting the Takeaway order correct when we get the munchies.

    Top Bredda
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    He’s just a **** James Bond.


    Jason Bourne I mean, not Stan. Stan’s sound as a pound. Top geezer.

    Though it is a little worrying that autocorrect changed Stan to Satan. Twice <yikes>
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Cliquey^^^^
     
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  14. Lovearsenalcock

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    Hey Bru

    How about you give an appraisal of Politics Stan and the other Stan, since no one has confirmed for you
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jan 15, 2020
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Other Stan is a G.

    Politics Stan is a C.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Jan 15, 2020
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  16. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    I've seen the files Stan is right... I like Stan
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Non politic Stan is a top bloke.
    Politic Stan is a ****.

    Had many a good convo with him, plus some not so good.
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Stan had me on ignore.

    Which prompted comm to put me on ignore in a show of solidarity.

    Then stan took me off ignore.

    And left comm alone in the wilderness.

    Top wummin
     
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    Sucky, Jan 15, 2020
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  19. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Stan is a reasonable man ...

    Enjoy your day stan:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  20. Libby

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    Stan's a cracking poster when he's not on the tragic ****cunt thread.
     
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