Summer Transfer Window

I'll be easy to spot. I won't be at the bar. I'll wear something yellow/mustard and I'll either be pushing Trev in his chair or sticking a brown paper bag over Heed's mouth for him to catch his breath after the trek up the hill.

 

Reminds me of Alpes D'huez but I know it isn't.

 

I bet you'd fit in well as you are an old goat after all....

Say hello to Heidi....

 

Not been there but first time ever in Italy was a drive over the border from France which took us through the Alps and the views were out of this World. Started my love affair with Chippy…..sorry, no. I meant with Italy….honest….

 

Love affair over.

 

If you remove the housing and modern stuff like lights etc, that's like Consett in July

 

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This window is far more dull than I had anticipated.

 

Well open it, or use some windolene and then draw a pic of a cock or something on it

 

Really? You've been shooting down rumours like clay pigeons for weeks... If you believe we have FFP constraints limiting us to £60-£100million max spend, then I'm surprised you were expecting much more at this stage, having already spent £60million thus far and rumoured to still be in pursuit of approx £40million more worth of signings

 

A much better response

 

Botman looks like he wishes he got the Milan move

 

Or he doesn’t like BBQs and house parties

 

Looks fed up already... Tbh the weather this year is bad by newcastle standards.. Utterly crap.

Rain and cloud for months

 

Tbf that describes the Netherlands

 

Yes the weather is much the same.. I guess he just looks miserable all the time.