Wait till he steps out in a premiership game when the noise levels hit new highs. He will literally **** his pants.
Rained 3 days straight here. Heavy too. UK weather is piss easy Toughen our players up I say. Send em to training on Svalbard
Coming to the meet ups would probably cure it. Meeting Trev would make you realise there are people a lot worse off than you. The only socially awkward moment is when its time for Chippy's round. Funnily enough it doesn't seem to affect him at all.
Don't worry I've been practising my coaching skills on the kids team, I plan on springing the old Arsenal offside trap at the first pub we're in so he gets the first round in. Will hurt him more as it's likely to be a hell of a lot more expensive than it would be once Ben drags us down to The Garter.
Haha... No problem, I've no sensitivities to being called a slaphead or a bald ****! I'm #1 all over (face and head) every other day... piece of piss and saves on haircuts. Could definitely still grow a solid mop, everywhere apart from the very front. Classic Alan Shearer hairline, and I don't believe in clinging on to former glories, so off the lot came a few years back and I've never looked back. I think it'd be quite a stretch to label me a charva!
Fancied the friendlies (and drinks to be honest), but I'm already away for my 40th with a bit of a messy crew, so 29th and 30th are out... Not fancying my chances at any tickets otherwise this year unless I can borrow my Uncle's season ticket at some point...