Transfer Rumours Summer window thread

He’ll rip the Europa League a new arsehole bro.

 

Might as well hand us that now tbh

 

Especially if you sign Thiago this summer as well, the rest of us might as well pack up and go home.

 

He signed same day as Sancho did for you lot last summer man keep up

 

He’s got as many goals and assists for the RS as Sancho has for United lol.

 

Sancho didn't really sign for utd bro, that was me taking the piss out of tel-larkers summer antics.

 

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Me when you lot won the league after 4 games

 

More like me, when you were telling us how you were going to dominate for years, and still win the league without St Virgil R.I.P.

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Bodied there Sucky.

 

Oh what a surprise

 

Staying out of it before I get accused of snitchin

 

I mean you turned up with a claw hammer and got a pick axe to the face... your own fault bro.

 

It’s alright bro, I won’t grass.

 

Its cute you and tobes banding together to defeat a sworn common enemy and that but you can't lie to the streets fam, they see wha Gwan

 

Unpaid one too. ^^

The worst kind

 

You throw out obvious attempted haymakers then act surprised when you end up on the canvas after taking a brutal uppercut bro.

The streets ffs. Some of us where actually on the streets when you were still picking bogeys out yer ****ing snout after yer Ma had served up your tea.

Sit down wee man.

 

^^Man went full fosse on me ynah

 

Don’t ever put me in the same box as him ffs. I have absolutely nothing in common with him, barring a ****ing massive scar.

I’d rather you just call me a ****ing arsehole and be done tbh.

 

mate