Match Day Thread Sunderland v Blackpool – Tuesday 27th April - KO 19:00

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

 

Or both want to ensure the play offs so don’t want to concede? God forbid there’s a positive reason to be nervous

 

This has been my belief for a few seasons now. Had it rubbished off a few times. Majority know they're seeking new employment next season so don't give a ****.

 

Just remove yourself forthwith lad will ya .

 

Usually very grateful

 

pleased to see you here, i was suicidal for 15 mins there, at least you will give a decent appraisal, and yes it's ****

 

Why have that attitude? Makes no sense. You get us promoted you have that in your box. You can use that. So why not try harder? Or am I being too simplistic?

 

a shot

 

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Look who I found roaming the streets

 

No tees just no, that **** can tip a man over the edge man

 

2-0 Posh

 

Close fro McGeady we are waking up at last

 

And another...

 

ooo charlie

 

Lucky there. No way that’s a foul.

 

Tempo! Much better

 

This is better, I’ve put my stapler away