The guy who was holding the dog by the neck is now dead. He accidentally cut his head off while shaving.
Saffy could light the fuse and get this to 50 pages by midnight. Booting dogs is out of order. please log in to view this image
This is how the poor dead dog ended up after Sweats ran across the field and kicked it to a pulp. It’s owner tried to preserve it. please log in to view this image
Dogs are too picky these days. Climbing into handbags and ****, they just need to man up. Hero Dogs did not sacrifice themselves in the 1940’s so the future generation could be all snowflakes and go round sniffing same-sex arse.
Anybody notice @BobbyD in that picture of the stuffed dog, taking a picture? Probably doing a new menu.
He used to be an estate agent and is now retraining for a new career. What do we think he's training as? We can rule out chef, unless he's planning on moving to the jungle.