Sweet Or Savoury?

When I was a wee boy in the early 90's it was always sweet stuff that tickled my fancy but once in my late teens in 1983/4 or so it was always savoury stuff that turned me on.

There's nothing I like better after a meal out than indulging in the cheeseboard and cracker selection to finish off.

Things like Sticky Toffee Pudding and such like are strictly for wimmin and poofters.

 

Benjamin Button

 

Would it be untoward if I told this **** to throw himself in Aberdeen Harbour and drown in the North Sea?

 

Poofter talk

 

Not at all dearie, so long as you're tied to me at the time.

 

As consumed by frog pooves.

 

I like them but find them very filling,does that make me a mega poof?

 

No but the fact you like man sausage up your poop chute does.

 

I'm sweet.

But everybody knew that already.

 

Have you got any stories about Welsh blokes you've shagged?

 

Well, there was this one time at band camp...

 

I’m a very sweet person, but I like savoury things.
What a crazy world eh?

 

^^^^^ finger of fudge