What is today's PIFta-scale Takeover rating Captain: 1. Done (signed & sealed) 2. Very close (we are talking days) 3. Quite close (just a few more weeks) 4. Slim chance (currently still on, but lots of factors and may take months) 5. Looking doubtful, but still a slim hope (like Captain fantasising over Rachel Riley) 6. Quite doubtful (like Jim) 7. Extremely doubtful (as much chance of you seeing ACS buy a round of drinks) 8. As dead as a dodo (called Nev) 9. Nobody has a f***ing clue (not even the Androminonians)
In April I did because that's what I was told by a football hating friend. However we now know that they were holding off until Masters and Hoffman took their roles and screwed over the club.
So you're saying it's signed, sealed, delivered. Hmmm, I Wonder whether this is true or if you have blind faith
I went on a date with Shell at a nice little tapas place in London before she hooked up with that guy off the YT ! Didn't work out though - she's a high brow solicitor and I'm a nerdy, punker. She's even more gorgeous in real life than her pics online though. Tastes good to...