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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jan 17, 2021.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah **** that. I’ll have a coffee in the morning. But that’s it, one a day. I’d be a gibbering wreck (more so than normal) if I had any at night.

    Some folk don’t seem to be able to survive without bucket loads of coffee day and night though. Must play havoc with their BP and heart rate though.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’ve not been able to drink regular coffee for about 10 years now, always decaf for me. Had one about a year ago and it just made me edgy AF.

    A bloke in Modena got really offended that I didn’t drink his espresso once on a business trip, I thought he was going to cry at one point.
     
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  3. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I can drink loads of fizzy drinks. Probably get through a good 2 litres a day.
    For some reason the caffeine in hot drinks stops me sleeping.
     
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  4. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Warm croissants, with butter and strawberry jam, dunked in tea.
    slightly overdone chocolate cookies for dunking in coffee.
    Twinkies for dunking in cold milk.
     
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  5. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Yeah it’s a different type of caffeine from the coffee keeping you up rather than the two litres of Pepsi Max.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    You dip strawberry jam into your tea?

    You southerners are ****ing minging, mate.
     
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  8. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I only drink coffee. I drink 4 or 5 each day and my last one is usually about 10 minutes before bed and I sleep fine.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Ern's in a category all of his own with that rancid ****ing behaviour
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The hit on that bucket bong 5 mins after your last cuppa probs sorts that out mate <laugh>
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Yeah, I should have added that I enjoy a smoke with it <laugh>
     
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  12. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    have all my tea/coffee thru week in this. Leave bag in for tea.

    Normally tea/coffe goes cold so this helps
     
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  13. Bwood_Ranger

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    Must be cold after a week.
     
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  14. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    <laugh>

    ****house.....
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Are you a spastic or summit?
     
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  16. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    summit, mountain top?
     
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    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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    Both.
     
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  18. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    If I’m buyin a thermal cup I’m not buying a Costa one like a borin ****
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Ask Pinkie if you can borrow his Cafe Nerdo one ... <whistle>

    #Menshy
     
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  20. pieguts

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    Bang on the money for me. If it’s not staining your teeth then it’s not hitting the spot!
     
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